So last Thursday, I went to New York with my friend since she was in the area for college orientation. I spent eight and a half hours on a bus that day. Boston and New York apparently aren’t as close together as I’d previously thought.

But anyway, once there, we did all kinds of touristy things. We went to Hard Rock, we went to Times Square, I bought five-for-$10 I Heart NY t-shirts at a sketchy street vendor… And of course we went to Rockefeller Center. While there, we went to the Top of the Rock observation deck, where we took some nice pictures but couldn’t get a good shot of the Chrysler building (which was a priority, as my friend and I want to buy it, and we need a picture in order to solicit donors… we have to raise $2 billion if you care to donate *winkwinknudgenudge*). Aaaand we went to the NBC Experience store, where I was thrilled to pick up a Sheinhardt Wig Company t-shirt.

While I was overjoyed to have one of these in my possession, I was less than thrilled to have to attempt to explain what the Sheinhardt Wig Company (NOT poisoning rivers since 1997) is when I wore that shirt today. And I had to try to explain it about four hundred times, mind you. Seriously, NO ONE WATCHES 30 ROCK.

I don’t understand it. If I was wearing a Dunder Mifflin t-shirt, everyone and their brother would get it. And, if you’ll pardon what many people will see as blasphemy, I’m personally of the belief that 30 Rock is about a thousand times funnier than The Office. And okay, whether you agree or disagree with me, you have to admit that 30 Rock has won, like, three hundred Emmys. It’s not a sucky show.

So why doesn’t anyone watch it? It’s on right after The Office, with which pretty much everyone in the world appears to be involved in a very romantic love affair. Come on, America. You can’t sit on your ass for an extra half-hour every night? I bet you can – you’ve been tuning into that godawful I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here crap regularly. (MILF Island would’ve been a way better idea.) And I wouldn’t say it’s entirely risky to state that 30 Rock is probably better quality television than IACGMOOH. Even the acronym is terrible. If you read it, it sounds like a vomiting cow. At least, when I read it.

I don’t know. What’s even more irritating to me is that there is no Sheinhardt Wig Company Wikipedia page for me to redirect people to when I can’t sufficiently explain it. Any Wikipedians want to get on that for me? I already made the Oswego City School District page, so someone else can take this one.

But honestly, people. Watch the show. It’s good stuff, and you can watch it here from the beginning. You might want to do that, cause some bits don’t make a whole lot of sense if you start in the middle. But the episodes are like twenty minutes long on there without commercials, so go forth and be educated.

Note: WHAT THE HELL, the Chrysler building has already been bought? Damn it.